Je te survivrai

 

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Joe, 40 ans, est aussi horripilant qu’attachant… Un agent immobilier en pleine possession de ses moyens, capable de vendre une masure pour le prix d’un château, mais un désastre complet en ce qui concerne les sentiments, le mariage ou la paternité. Propriétaire d’une grande maison en pleine campagne, Joe déteste de tout son coeur sa vieille voisine. Sa masure croulante, son potager en friche, son troupeau d’animaux pouilleux... Tout cela emplit Joe d’une frustration haineuse.

En plus, Blanche semble dotée de la vie éternelle. Et déteste son voisin en retour.

À bout de nerfs, Joe, décide de descendre dans le puits qui alimente la pompe de la vieille voisine. Mais son échelle de corde casse. Il se retrouve seul, avec une bière et un téléphone sans réseau. Personne ne sait où il est. Personne sauf... Blanche.

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    Anon

    20.09.24

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    is that carnage? the blade at 2:16, the fingers at 2:19, looks like carnage."

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    Anon

    20.09.24

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    we are ..\n( open its mouth )\nepic..!!"

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    Anon

    20.09.24

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    Anyone noticed the other like creature with someone in it!(they are pulling each other apart"

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    Anon

    20.09.24

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    is my favorit SuperHero"

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    Anon

    20.09.24

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    “Oh I have a parasite”...... yup that sounds about right"

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    Anon

    20.09.24

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    This Will be a prototype movie like"

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    Anon

    20.09.24

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    Thumbs down for uploading with black bars. My 21:9 monitor hates you!"

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    Anon

    20.09.24

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    Eddy's nonchalant attitude towards his newfound powers has me feeling that ill be underwhelmed with this film...\nSame as the woman who took my virginity must have felt."

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    Anon

    20.09.24

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    https://youtu.be/0GXbk11Hbs0"

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    Anon

    20.09.24

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    \"Like a turd, in the wind\" 2:39"

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    Anon

    20.09.24

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    It's beautiful...."

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    Anon

    20.09.24

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    #1 on trending"

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    Anon

    20.09.24

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    I also have a superpower\n\n\n\n\nTo make people press Read More"

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    Anon

    20.09.24

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    O M G !! FUCKING LOVE IT !!"

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    Anon

    20.09.24

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    e.e"

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    Anon

    20.09.24

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    Tom hardy....❤❤"

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    Anon

    20.09.24

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    Good looks, but bad voice effect, like Duffy duck on steroids."

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    Anon

    20.09.24

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    looks like slimey licorice"

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    Anon

    20.09.24

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    A bit too much CGI..."

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    Anon

    20.09.24

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    so where Spiderman?"

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    Anon

    20.09.24

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    is the symbiote regenerating eddies broken leg? the thing remind me the dog/berserker armor from berserk even his personality giving guts and in this case eddie great powers but in exchange twisting his mind with dark thoughts"

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    Anon

    20.09.24

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    Could someone please explain to me how is it that you can see Eddie in when he says 'We are ' in the last scene but when he opens his mouth to eat him he's nowhere to be seen?"

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    Anon

    20.09.24

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    CGI couldve been better looks way too shiny/slimy (matte like spider man would be realistic) plus sure talks alot for a villain."

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    Anon

    20.09.24

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    + Death Note Brilliant Animation Combo"

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    Anon

    20.09.24

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    now this, this is what we wanted. right? idk i’m just looking for a popular opinion."

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    Anon

    20.09.24

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    does this mean tom holland will meet tom hardy? and tom hardy will be a super villain for tom holland?"

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    Anon

    20.09.24

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    0:11 what bike?"

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    Anon

    20.09.24

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    “I have a parasite.” LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣"

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    Anon

    20.09.24

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    Anti Hero."

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    Anon

    20.09.24

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    What is this ? Parasyte live action ?"

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